NO-BAIL BONDSMAN
Bailing on friends has gotten out of control. There must be someone out there who can put a stop to this madness.
White Claw loves bringing friends together. But there's a menace threatening those good times everywhere: bailers. You know the kind…those friends who bail on everything, from group trips to concerts to beach days. It’s despicable. So we teamed up with friend-magnet Caleb Pressley to create the world's first No-Bail Bondsman, whose sole job is to track down flakers and make sure they stop bailing and start bonding over some CLAWS.
Our No-Bail Bondsman hit the streets on a mission to bring chronic bailers to justice. Anyone with a friend who flaked on every plan could tip off the NBB, and he'd do whatever it took to get that slippery bailer to commit.
People wasted no time snitching on their flaky friends. Thousands of bailers were reported, and our No-Bail Bondsman got to work, creating personalized videos that slid straight into their DMs. All in the name of ending bailing forever and ensuring they share some CLAWS together.
Being the No-Bail Bondsman is one thing. Putting your own best friend through the wringer is another. So we sent Caleb and Glenny Balls on an epic adventure, where Caleb put his skills to the test by making sure Glenny said yes to every wild experience that came their way. No excuses. No backing out. Absolutely no bailing.
